Actually I like your thicker stall wall idea better, because I’m also autistic! I don’t have sensitivity to music, but car horns and alarms genuinely make my shoulders touch my neck at lightning speed. Being only medium far away from fireworks is the worst too, I fucking hate fireworks

I don’t even want bathroom stalls, I just want separate toilet rooms. Like, just make them out of bricks and add real doors

Only begins to explain everything wrong with the prison system. Everything is designed to make it as cheap and profitable as possible

TIL I am a water cuck

I do go to a work bathroom. That’s actually what forced me to overstay my 15 minute break by a few minutes and subsequently inspired my post

Guy who lives in a weird town where every single hotel/apartment wall is thin enough to hear people have sex: We should really have thicker walls so no one can hear me or others have intimacy

You if you lived there:

If anyone has a problem with other humans making bed noises in a bedroom there’s something wrong with that person

That’s how it sounds

Ok Shaggy

I have traveled there, though I never needed to use the music because there are far less public bathrooms there to begin with!

The bidet is also a huge plus that I would like to add as another thing that we filthy Americans desperately need

No but people will see me. They aren’t blind

If people have to see me walk out of a bathroom stall, I’d rather they not have heard my noises

When I hear someone make noises in a bathroom stall, I (unwillingly) get vivid imagery of their sphincters moving as air or feces comes out

I have no idea if my noises will make other people imagine mine or not

I’m just private when it comes to that stuff. I don’t really enjoy… “existing,” to other people, whenever I defecate

I eat human treats, because I know what species I damn am

Nah I’m talking about flavors that dog treats don’t normally have, like “pumpkin spice” or “eggnog”

Kinda shit you’d expect on something that humans eat. Makes you kinda wonder how dog owners know that their dogs even like those flavors, or that they even taste it in the same way that we do. And I’m not saying that they don’t either, but like why go out of your way to get it? Why assume, you know?? It’s just crazy

I’m not saying that they shouldn’t be edible, I mean if you’re dirt poor and can’t afford food, then it’s definitely better to have something that both you and your dog can eat

But like, dogs don’t have high standards at all, for what they’ll eat. I’ve seen my dog try to go for, fucking like dead birds or rotting veggies. I really don’t think they care if their biscuit tastes like cheesecake or not

Just because dogs want to eat human food doesn’t mean that they should. My dog will rush or beg for any human food, even foods that are bad for her and have too much oil or sodium

What tastes good to dogs can taste nasty to us for perfectly valid reasons. I don’t think anyone’s rushing to try an apple-beef-cucumber-peanut butter (or whatever the fuck they mix into a) biscuit that explicitly isn’t made for humans

Wasn’t me, a ghost moved them!

Ok now sing it

Well we’re on the subject of the GOP, so of course I’ll be focusing on their contradictions. If I gave the democratic party a similar treatment then I’d be writing an essay

Hm ok sing me one

Damn we need more people on Lemmy so we can make a creative writing doodad

Sorry guess again, it’s somewhere in the Middle East

Is what I would say if I was a propaganda machine