Answer: Ask your slice of Apple for helping them slice apples and share equally; and join hands to kick the questioner for asking us cut to anything he implies in 1 stroke.

It parallels with how Fediverse is growing recently using the tw**er owner’s major ad campaign of 43 Billion something dollars. XD

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You line up the apples to cut around 1/3rd of both and you have 3 more or less equal portions.

Surely this do not advocate cutting something else?

I know this is a joke, but if you line them up to cut 1/3rd of each apple, then you have four parts which divide the apples evenly:

• A 2/3 part of an apple
• A 2/3 part of the other apple
• The two 1/3 parts of both apples

Cut both apples in half by lining them up, then give the birds the 4th slice…or there’s the obvious solution the monkeys alluding to 😂

That’s so bad, but still funny.

@Zerush the tide comes in, the tide goes out…science can’t explain that shit

Hey, what are you implying here?..