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DandomRude@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Lemmy is ... ahhrrr, c'mon ... WTF? ... the door! ... who the hell would ... ? ... where is this darn towel ... AHHH, FUUU ... hnnnrrghhh ...

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Lemmy is ... ahhrrr, c'mon ... WTF? ... the door! ... who the hell would ... ? ... where is this darn towel ... AHHH, FUUU ... hnnnrrghhh ...

DandomRude@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Sounds like a rough shower.

    • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
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      Everyone in the building happened to flush their toilets at the same time.

      Fun factoid: there’s an urban legend about so many people flushing their toilets during halftime of the NFL Super Bowl, that it actually broke municipal water mains.

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        It’s a shame that it’s not real, it would be a funny counterpart to the UK power grid having to anticipate the half time break in major football games because everyone simultaneously puts the kettle on

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          Not just football games, soap operas and Deal Or No Deal need to be braced for too.

          Eastenders nearly ended us

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      yeah but good rough. especially that happy ending sound.

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      I like it rough

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Well hello there!

        slams face into wall

        skips away giggling

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    A hitchhiker who knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

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      OP is not a hoopy frood.

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      I wouldn’t go anywhere without my lovely towel

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        They are incredibly versatile and also a clear sign you know what you’re doing.

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    🤔 reads more like /c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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    Did you close the shower door on your dick again?

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      I thlammed my penith in the thower door

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      Don’t worry, I would have added way more capital "U"s to “FUUU” if that were the case.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This is why I take baths.

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      BOOOOOOOO! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUNNNNN NN!

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      Where do you take them?

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