• kameecoding@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    13 hours ago

    I would just assume that through osmosis those bananas ate salty as fuck, plus I have seen the size of the fucking spiders on some of those bananas being shipped here, no fuck you

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
      5·
      6 hours ago

      They addressed that, actually.

      True to the spirit of journalistic inquiry, your correspondent can attest that seawater has not degraded the taste of the bananas, with the only threats to health posed by skin slippage and by eating too many of them.

        • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          2 hours ago

          When I was younger, sometimes as I’m tearing a banana from the bundle I’d picture the tarantulas that might’ve been crawling all over it, and I wondered if I was touching the same spot a hairy tarantula leg had been. I didn’t like having those thoughts. So I try not to have those thoughts anymore.