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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

I'm gonna need more then one. I was born with two hands for a reason.

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I'm gonna need more then one. I was born with two hands for a reason.

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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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      fr

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    Legit thought this was just a personal collection to choose from. Gotta mix n’ match throughout the day, ya know. Perhaps start with a little masturbation, then 10 straight hours video games, followed by some flirtatious bdsm for dinner, finished off (gigiddy) with a bit more masturbation when you realize this is all a fantasy and your actually just sad and all alone . . .

    P.S. Autocorrect really hates the word masturbation, lol, fuckin prude

    • Kitathalla@lemy.lol
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      actually just sad and all alone

      Geez, dude, stop with the arrows to my heart. I do laugh at the not-really-a contradiction of masturbation and bdsm.

      • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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        Don’t worry, I stabbed myself with the arrows first

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    Half of that is just ADHD

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      ThIs iS aDhD, THat’S AdHd, evErytHinG Is aDhD.

      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlOP
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        What did you say? I was busy thinking of what I would do in crazy scenarios that will never happen.

    • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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      Which ones

      • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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        Masturbation and 10h gaming strait

        • notgold@aussie.zone
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          Does gaming after 10 hours of masturbation count?

          • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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            Finding the right video for 10 hours?

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    6/8, 75%. Damn barely above average even here

    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      I got 5/7.

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        Perfect!

      • DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com
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        Just 2 short of a perfect score

    • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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      Replace playing video games with doomscolling, and I’m 6/8 as well 😂

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      6/8 for life, bro!

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    it’d be easier with two hands. but in a pinch, you could do the whole set with just one.

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      Pls explain how to starve and binge 3k Cal simultaneously

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        Take up endurance sports…

        Starve yourself all week while training, do a 30k long run on the weekend, then eat 2 days worth of food in onr sitting.

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        I won’t eat all day and half the night, then just demolish a whole bunch of food thats terribly bad for you.

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        I cant speak for everyone but for me it depends on the day which one itll be.

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        Purging.

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    I got 3. 4 if I manage to get laid.

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    I prefer the sample platter and have a taste for the week

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    Day 24. Fuck I’ve missed weed in the past 48 hours.

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