Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.message-squaremessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down112
arrow-up1258arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square48linkfedilink
minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up134·1 month ago“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 month agoI slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·1 month ago“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month ago💀
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoI farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited? sorry. sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.
minus-squareLucy :3@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down3·1 month agoAt 13 I stood up at 6 am and rebuilt my whole setup
“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
This is way more accurate
I slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
💀
I farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?
sorry.
sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.
At 13 I stood up at 6 am and rebuilt my whole setup