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minus-squareObinice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up211arrow-down3·1 year agoWe’ve all agreed that when he dies it would be disrespectful to keep using Linux so we’ll pack it up and switch to Windows from them on.
minus-squaredb2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoI’ll go back to HaikuOS, it should be ready by then. ReactOS will still be working on Win98 support.
minus-squareTopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoTime to start teaching Holy-C at uni.
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoBut what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!
minus-squareDamage@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 year agoBill Gates will never die, he’ll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines
minus-squareLetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up6·1 year ago“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”
minus-squarekebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·1 year agoWe all become MacroHard
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 year agoAll the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ‿ʘ
minus-squareGunpachi@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThat would be one helluva evil plan.
minus-squareSalix@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoMight be better than Being John Malkovich
minus-squarepan_troglodytes@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down2·1 year agocheering in the streets? orgies?
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoI think I have a Windows ME CD lying around somewhere. Can I use that?
minus-squareChloe Luna \ she/they/it@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down4·1 year agoThat does sound almost kinda dope because that’s a lot of developers who could make Windows suck a lot less
minus-squareKilgore Trout@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoThe point of non-free licensed software is that you cannot improve it.
We’ve all agreed that when he dies it would be disrespectful to keep using Linux so we’ll pack it up and switch to Windows from them on.
I’ll go back to HaikuOS, it should be ready by then. ReactOS will still be working on Win98 support.
I’ll move to TempleOS
Time to start teaching Holy-C at uni.
But what happens when Bill Gates is dead?!
Bill Gates will never die, he’ll transfer his consciousness to the 5G network and control us all through vaccines
“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”
We all become MacroHard
All the vaccine microchips activate and we all become Bill Gates. ʘ‿ʘ
What a blessed day.
MSed day to you
That would be one helluva evil plan.
Might be better than Being John Malkovich
cheering in the streets? orgies?
Return to monke
I think I have a Windows ME CD lying around somewhere. Can I use that?
That does sound almost kinda dope because that’s a lot of developers who could make Windows suck a lot less
Microsoft: we don’t do that here
The point of non-free licensed software is that you cannot improve it.