I work in remote areas, sometimes for days on end. Yes. I have pooped outside.

Oh yeah. I was on an overnighter in this really remote national wilderness here in New Mexico. It’s just you and your pack. No trails even. Just real ranging, it was wonderful.

Once or twice in the 90’s. I was walking home from eating general Pao’s Chicken. I felt the urge to shit so I turned into an alley dropped my drawers and began to spray fire. I lit up a Newport as you do.

Interestingly my math teach was walking down the alley and caught me with my pants down and a cigarette in my mouth.

That was weird. She pretended not to recognize me.

I was camping in the Pennsylvania woods and had to go so I dug a shallow hole and did my business.

havent. im a sheltered urban pig

Many times, in what context? Most were camping related

This is very embaracing. However there was a short period where my water was turned off…so, I did it out in the bushes for a couple weeks. I made the most of it, and have an interesting story to tell.

When I tried coffee for the first time I was in the middle of a park. Here’s the thing about coffee: it makes you wanna shit. So I had to drop a deuce next to a wooden bridge.

Nope, I do have a record of not pooping for around 27 hours though.

One time after a heavy night of eating and drinking i woke up to my friend taking wayyyy too long in the bathroom, he’s the type to smoke a whole cig on the toilet, i was forced to shit in a paper grocery bag in his back yard. Threw it in the alley dumpster and no one was the wiser!

Yeah camping and hunting

I actually haven’t. I think the true reason is, there usually isn’t enough toilet paper lying around.