laptops with glossy screens
The screens are all just mirrors and the staff pretends they’re not.
Exactly, and it blows my mind that glossy screens on laptops became standard. At least on a desktop monitor you can place it where you don’t get glare. The whole point of a laptop is that it’s portable and you don’t know what light conditions you’re going to be using it in.
- Socks with holes
- electronics with empty batteries
- candy with the flavoring removed
- empty packaging
- phone cards with no minutes on them
- trash
electronics with empty batteries
Shh… don’t give Apple ideas.
free beer but paid access to toilets
Windows 10 laptops with only 4GB of RAM
And a slow HDD instead of a SSD.
4GB is too much, I found some Windows 10 laptops with 2GB.
haha that’s so wrong!
haha that’s so wrong!
4gb of ram? No. suitcase laptop from the 1990s but remanufactured so it doesn’t have collector’s value.
Apple products.
All dongles and chargers are out of stock though, sorry.
pre-tangled headphones
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The best type of time travel!
That’s a really good one.
Microsoft Windows Vista licences.
Hey, I said inconvenience, not unusable!
A lightbulb that has to be switched a random number of times before actually being switched
Same stuff, but it all sits at the back in a storeroom, and customers queue up to ask for items, then you go fetch them, one by one…
you are a professional torcherer
same stuff, but you have to pay cash and i don’t accept the local currency
Even better if you accept a hyperinflated currency and use someone who keeps losing count and starting over at the register.
Used toothbrushes
not so much what i sell as how i sell it: i only accept Bitcoin and i use years-outdated exchange rates.
Only use rates that favor the store in either direction. .90/btc or less for purchases $60000/btc or more for returns.
Keyboards which won’t register about 5% of the keypresses and drinks that make you more thirsty than you already were.
Like silicone keyboards and sunny d?
Milk, but only in bags of 50ml cartons that are extra-difficult to open, priced just low enough that you’ll be annoyed with yourself for spending more if you buy a larger container elsewhere.
