Breaking news: Pope Francis is still dead.

I fucking hate you Vance, this is your fault!

Bring him back, take Trump instead

He was like man this guy sucks, I don’t want to live in a world where this guy has power, then dies. I feel the same dude…

Any signs of plutonium poisoning?

Republicans are celebrating and calling him a commie…

Noooooo! He had his whole life ahead of him.

Do other religions go to such great lengths to cover this kind of news? Like would we see the same for the Dalai Lama?

RIP Pope Francis. Glad you put Just Dumb in his place.

“Before Francis took ill in February, he criticized President Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy. ‘What is built on the basis of force,’ Francis warned in a letter to American bishops, ‘and not on the truth about the equal dignity of every human being, begins badly and will end badly.’”

-New York Times

Again?

Well, that’s hardly a good excuse for pawning JD Vance off on some flunky. Seriously, popes these days…

Rest in peace Pope Francis 🕯️

Ope. There goes the Pope.