Yes, me
I could beat you in a gay-off most any day of the week
Gay-off!
…It’s a gay-off.
Could you beat me off in a gay off?
Bullshit, it’s me.
Only one way to settle this: A GAY-OFF!
OK, go whats your favorite off broadway musical?
I’m not gay, let alone gay enough to know which musicals are and aren’t Broadway. I’ve seen quite a few musicals elsewhere, though, so I can be on the panel.
Well damn, I was hoping to get some fun new suggestions. Anyway my favorite is Hedwig and the angry inch
It’s just one song, but in Only Murders in the Building, Steve Martin sings Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It?
Nope, it’s me and I bet you can’t prove me wrong.
You’re all wrong. Everyone is straight on the Freddy Mercury gay scale.
yall need log scaling
And he wasn’t even gay! Yas Queen! (he was bi)
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…maybe you can hire The Gay-Team.
Does the big burly black man still need to be drugged to fly?
No need. The Gay-Team takes the train. Choo chooooo!
I’m sure they take trains, but how do they get to places?
They just don’t call it ‘Taking the Train’, they call it ‘Getting Railed’.
Phrasing
More importantly does that mean people can be ordered by that and can we construct a binary search tree to find anyone with a specific value of gay within O(log_2(n)) time?
If and only if you can define “gay” on a one dimensional axis, otherwise it would be like plotting points on an N-dimensional graph, I’m pretty sure “gay” is a multiple dimensions thing.
So sadly we wont be getting a
tree: BinaryTree<Person> = BinaryTree::new_sorted_by(order_gayest);anytime soon 😒
Surely you’d need a non-binary tree?
Bruh i wish, 2-3 trees or anything of the sort probably won’t help us 😔
✨ The Forest of Gay ✨
There is at least a time component to consider, as you might feel gayer some days than others. It likely also depends on your company, that is, if you are around a lot of hot men who are open to the idea of gay relations but not many hot women interested in you, you might feel gayer than if it were the other way around. So by sorting the population you would skew the amount of gay in a population by grouping gay people around gayer people and not as gay people with the even less gay.
Yeah, and according to those mean kids on Xbox Live, it’s me.
But aaalso somehow… your mama.
So entire human sexuality can be described as being between two people at each ends.
a kind of worldwide spitroast
Not necessarily, there could just be a hard limit that multiple people hit. They’re gayness is pegged, if you will. 😏
Yeah, and it’s almost certainly some Baptist prosperity gospel preacher with nineteen children.
It’s more that each person will have a moment in their life when they are at their gayest
And it goes up and down at a certain gaydence.
gaydance
Gay, gay Rasputin, lover of the Russian king
But that doesn’t change the fact that every moment there’ll exist someone who is the gayest, it’s just the same person may not hold that status for a very long time.
Oh dang, so you’re saying I was the gayest person on earth once, but because it happened in my sleep, I never noticed? That explains those dreams.
Not necessarily. You might never be the gayest person on Earth (at one given moment), but there was (or will be) the gayest moment you ever were.
My dreams, broken :sob:
I said not necessarily, not that its impossible. Strive for gayness and ye shall be the gayest, albeit for a fleeting moment.
Only if you think someone’s position on the spectrum never changes over time. Which, judging from the microsecond moment of pause induced in “straights” by the proximity of shirtless Jason Momoa, is not how this works.
Whoever is gayest could change from moment to moment as individual scores fluctuate. Or maybe you have to look at it as an average of all those cumulative scores. Rich had a fleeting moment of straightness, in an otherwise 100% gay life, that puts him a hair behind Stephan, whose gayness has been unwavering since birth.
More likely though, I think whether you look at the cumulative, or second to second, its a many way tie.
that’s a beautiful thing. so, what moment were you all at your gayest? have you ever been THE gayest?
God I sure hope so. This is the only life I’ve got.
I think of it like beauty - there’s not much disagreement about whether someone is a 9, but a 10 is completely subjective. For someone to be breathtakingly stunning, there usually has to be something about them that most other people don’t see.
So…like, born with TWO penis’s, and both of them are super gay?
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
Not with that attitude.
That reminds me of the guy with two dicks who did an ama on Reddit many years ago. IIRC his dicks were mostly straight but could go either way.
Once you get to the elite ranks there will always be disagreement on how to score the parameters of ultimate gayness
Much like IQ, once you’re more than 2 standard deviations from the mean, there’s no statistically meaningful way to measure additional queerness.
And the competition is fierce!
Yes, probably my wife.
Sigh… yes. We’ve already been over this guys.
Frankie Grande is the gayest person. Freddie Mercury is the most bi person. Sabrina Carpenter is the straightest person.
Yeah, but hes the gayest in the way that kids used to say it in the 00s…
🤷♂️ gayest is gayest idk man
It does mean that, yeah.
